Shel Silverstein

Mr. Smeds and Mr. Spats
(from "A Light in the Attic")

Mr. Spats
Had twenty-one hats,
And none of them were the same.
And Mr. Smeds had twenty-one heads
And only one hat to his name.

Now, when Mr. Smeds
Met Mr. Spats,
They talked of the
Buying and selling of hats.
And Mr. Spats
Bought Mr. Smeds' hat!
Have you ever heard anything
As crazy as that?